Coffin Boxes: A Dead Idea

I know it may seem a little strange. It started with several failed attempts at creating a treasure chest when someone exclaimed it looked more like a coffin. I gave it try, making stash boxes with a modern coffin shape. My vision was, of course, a stash box. Big enough to hold a small pipe, some papers, a lighter, and of course your stash. Everyone else could only see a coffin. i foolishly tried to explain that it was just a small wooden box for jewelry, knick-knacks, and so forth, but it probably would have been easier to convince them the earth was flat than that these were not actually coffins.