I Thought About Writing a Book
Written by Donovan L. Green,
10/12/2008 10:59 PM
I thot I would rite a book. I’ve been wantin ta rite a book fer a while, but I didn’t no what ta rite about. I’ve seen books about everything out there.
I’ve red books by perfessionals. I’ve red books by people who didn’t no what they waz talkin about. I’ve red good books by ignorant people. I’ve red bad books by smart people. I’ve red almost unreadable books by really smart people. And thru it all, I’ve wondered, why couldn’t I rite a book.
I thot about ritten a how-to book. A how-to book about how-to grow a garden. I thot too, about ritten a how-to book about how to build things with wood. I thot about ritten a how-to book on how to rite a book.
I thot about rittin a book about my filosofy on life. I thot about rittin a book about my naledge. I thot about rittin a book uv my very own recipes, which ya won’t fine anywhere on the internet. I thot about rittin my opinion about those skany hoes on late nite television tellin me I need a drug to make me appealin to them.
I thot about ritten a book about how our world was gonna end because people didn’t have any morals anymore. I thot about ritten a book about greed and corruption and how all the leaders go that way.
I thot about speekin my mind about advertizen, about mass media, about the propaganda that rules our world. I thot about makin the political comments that so, so many have made, but then I would be juz like everyone else.